Hey Susie, remember this?

And this?



And this?



And this?




And this?

What about this?

And this?

Or this?

Surely this?

This one I am not sure about?

You'd think one of us would remember this?

Or this?

Really? This?

I think I have to stop drinking.

We're going to New York

...to perform in the Del Close Marathon.

We are excited.

One of us will sing.

One will vomit.

An open letter to Susan from Amanda

Dear Susan,

Could you please pick up some bread and milk on the way home. Obviously for your home, not mine. I am fine for both products, having done a light shop last night. I will do my big shop on the weekend.
I just thought it might be a nice surprise for your housemates.

Talk to you soon. The next time I see you perhaps?

regards
Amanda

Answers to infrequently asked questions...

Thank you to imaginary reader Gavin Waterford for your letter and bag of Pot Pouri. And in answer to your question - yes, Amanda Buckley is the Patron Saint of Ceramic Handed Boys.

Buck You - An Introduction

Amanda Buckley is an all-singing, all-dancing, story telling, comic genius. Susie Youssef is her side kick. Well, she's not really called a "side kick". You can call her whatever you like. Just don't call her Nicola. Or Izzie. It's a long story. Amanda will try to tell you about it; Susie will try to stop her. Amanda will win. She usually does. There's something about that girl. It's like she's made out of sunshine and lollipops. Susie is more like an olive; Spanish not stuffed. But don't feel sorry for her. She's young. And she has an artillery of insults, a sleeveful of wit and a velvet tongue. Actually velvet is another sensitive topic. Susie will tell you why. Amanda wont stop her.

You can be certain of one thing... they both have great hair.